Friday, February 8, 2013

Offered: Knit Chapstick Cozy from Devon Monk

What You Are Bidding On:

Chapthulhu, the Lip Balm Buddy of Evil

All hail to the elder god of evil and his gloriously cozy lip balm carapace! This lip balm buddy was designed and hand-knit by Devon Monk, who thinks everyone should have a little evil in their pocket. Chapthulhu's terrifying tentacled head tips back to conveniently expose the contents of its stomach, while Chapthulhu's spine is fitted with a handy loop to make this uniquely portable evil suitable for key chains, backpacks, or anywhere else the madness of dry lips may cry out for relief. (chapstick not included)

Minimum Bid: 


Geographical Restrictions: 

Will mail internationally, since evil (and dry lips) have no boundaries.


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How to Bid:

In the comment section, leave a message with the amount you are bidding. We ask that you pledge in whole dollar increments ($1, $5, etc), and in US funds. Remember to only bid what you'll be able to commit to.

Bidding is open until February 15, 2013 at 5:00 p.m. PST (8:00 p.m. EST) so check back on your favorite auctions and bid often!

When the auction has closed, we'll email you about your winning status. We ask that you donate directly to Crestline Elementary (payment options will be forwarded) and send us the receipt as verification. If we haven't heard back from you within forty-eight hours, we'll send one more email (check your spam folders) and if nothing is heard twenty-four hours after that, we'll move to the next highest bidder.


Thank you for your bid!

Please be sure to read the instructions on the listing carefully. By bidding on this item, you understand that you will pay the amount pledged for the item should you win. Also double check the listing for shipping information along with the minimum opening bid.

And leave us a way to contact you! Ensure either you include an email address with your comment or your profile includes an email address. Winners who can't be contacted will forfeit their winnings and we'll go to the next bidder. We're evil, not psychic. (Yet...)