Monday, February 11, 2013

Offered: Fight Scene Critique from Andrew Jack

What You Are Bidding On:

You are bidding on a hand to hand (or hand to weapon) fight scene critique from Andrew Jack.

Andrew has fifteen years martial arts experience, has fought in MMA, Thai boxing and submission grappling doing terribly at all three. He has also been a nightclub bouncer where he specialized in talking people out of trying to stab him (this mostly worked). He has made a lot of mistakes fighting and is missing several teeth because of it. Because he has firsthand knowledge of bad decisions to make in a street fight he is eminently qualified to check your fight scenes to see if they contain glaring mistakes (attacking your enemy with your face rarely works out), unrealistic moves or egregious numbers of spinning kicks.

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In the comment section, leave a message with the amount you are bidding. We ask that you pledge in whole dollar increments ($1, $5, etc), and in US funds. Remember to only bid what you'll be able to commit to.

Bidding is open until February 15, 2013 at 5:00 p.m. PST (8:00 p.m. EST) so check back on your favorite auctions and bid often!

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    1. You have triumphed over evil!

      We were unable to locate any contact information for you. Please contact us at dina [at] dinajames [dot] com to receive instructions on how to claim your bid!

      If we don't hear from you for 72 hours, your win will go to the next highest bidder!

      Thank you!

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