Thursday, February 7, 2013

Offered: Die in a Novel by Skyla Dawn Cameron

What You Are Bidding On:

You are bidding on being killed by Skyla Dawn Cameron.

Okay, a fictional you (she has no room left to bury real people until she moves). Later this year, the fifth book in her Demons of Oblivion series will be released, and as an apocalypse is underway, there are lots of opportunities for people to die horribly. And one of them can be you!

In addition to dying, you (the real you, not fictional you), will also received a print, signed ARC of the novel when it's ready.

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Book Description: 

Oblivion: Demons of Oblivion #5
Earthquakes. Plagues. Rivers of blood. The ever-so-popular rain of toads. When end of the world fare is on the rise, it’s well past business as usual in a city where the veil between dimensions is thin.

Quarter-demon Persephone Takata isn’t so keen on killing herself anymore. This time when death approaches, she’s ready to take a stand and fight to protect the woman she loves, along with everyone around them as the apocalypse swings into full force.

Meanwhile, trapped in her home dimension where her antichrist father’s rule is weakening, Mishka Thiering’s hopes for revenge on the living are put on hold when she stumbles across the truth the Court has kept hidden for centuries. Her death was the last piece of the puzzle, leading to a change in the dimensional landscape, affecting humans and demons alike.

Despite its fractured numbers, the shadow government who has kept tabs on Peri and Mishka for years is still very much in the game, ready to set into motion their final plan. For there is something much, much worse waiting in the wings—something old, something powerful, and something far more terrifying than Oblivion or any of the creatures it’s spawned.

Alliances, betrayals, casualties. This is war.

And only one sister can win.


Skyla grows weary of writing bios. All you need to know is that she digs urban fantasy, enjoys torturing characters, watches a lot of Buffy, and is being held hostage by a household of cats.

Send tuna before they eat her alive.

How to Bid:

In the comment section, leave a message with the amount you are bidding. We ask that you pledge in whole dollar increments ($1, $5, etc), and in US funds. Remember to only bid what you'll be able to commit to.

Bidding is open until February 15, 2013 at 5:00 p.m. PST (8:00 p.m. EST) so check back on your favorite auctions and bid often!

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  1. Because I am personally poor, I'll let you kill me for $10. More? What do you mean more? Fine, you can give me...


    Wait. I'm paying? No! Wait! What are you doing with that axe???

  2. I'll go $20. Unless it's PARTICULARLY gruesome and involves lopping shears. Then $25.

  3. Oo, oo, just saw the signed ARC offered. Missed this before. Make my bid $50.00 now please.

    1. For $50, my dear, I will give you a speaking role that allows you to swear like Zara. :-D

  4. Ooh, please kill me! $55.
    My death must be violent and bloody tho. :D

  5. Ooh, please kill me! $55.
    My death must be violent and bloody tho. :D


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