Thursday, February 7, 2013

Offered: Evil League of Evil Writers Guest Post from Skyla Dawn Cameron

What You Are Bidding On:

A guest post slot at the Evil League of Evil Writers.


Do you enjoy making people cry? How about readers especially?

We at the Evil League of Evil Writers feel that the tears of readers keep us youthful and that speshul snoflakes should be booted in their butt-hurt rears. If you occasionally cackle with mad glee and get an evil gleam in your eye, you could fit in well here, and this is your chance to prove it: Skyla is auctioning off a blogging spot at the ELEW.

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Skyla grows weary of writing bios. All you need to know is that she digs urban fantasy, enjoys torturing characters, watches a lot of Buffy, and is being held hostage by a household of cats.

Send tuna before they eat her alive.

How to Bid:

In the comment section, leave a message with the amount you are bidding. We ask that you pledge in whole dollar increments ($1, $5, etc), and in US funds. Remember to only bid what you'll be able to commit to.

Bidding is open until February 15, 2013 at 5:00 p.m. PST (8:00 p.m. EST) so check back on your favorite auctions and bid often!

When the auction has closed, we'll email you about your winning status. We ask that you donate directly to Crestline Elementary (payment options will be forwarded) and send us the receipt as verification. If we haven't heard back from you within forty-eight hours, we'll send one more email (check your spam folders) and if nothing is heard twenty-four hours after that, we'll move to the next highest bidder.

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